you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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