you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I think my moral compass just broke
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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