i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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