Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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