If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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