I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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