"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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