I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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