He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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