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If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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