West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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