I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
We need to rekindle our bromance
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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