Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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