just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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