And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
where am i from again
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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