it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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