have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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