i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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