You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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