If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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