Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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