If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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