I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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