I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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