The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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