So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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