I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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