So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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