White coat. Heels.
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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