What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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