Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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