I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
The ass gains better be worth it
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