i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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