Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
