Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
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