Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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