your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
In America we eat man semen.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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