I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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