found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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