If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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