butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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