I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Randomize
