Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Houston, we have a blender
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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