You work out of a Hotel?
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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