I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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