Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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