What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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