ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
