id be glad to
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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