your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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