he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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