it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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