for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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