Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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