he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
