You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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